I don't know about you guys, but when eating by myself I prefer to do it in private, and for my food to be cooked. One Australian man doesn't care for all that nonsense, as he was spotted eating raw chicken in public.
The bare-footed bloke blatantly disregards his immune system and any social judgement by carrying a tray of uncooked chicken drumsticks while on an escalator in Adelaide’s Westfield Marion.
The Instagram page @shitadelaide posted the photos, alongside the caption: “A nutritious and delicious lunch of fashionably rare chicken at Westfield Marion #paleo #cavemandiet #shredding.”
I was having a light brekkie while writing this and instantly regretted the timing of my meal. Lucky for me though, the comments on the post are top-tier and provided a pleasant distraction from the salmonella death-wish pics.
“This king is so busy hustling he doesn’t have time to waste sitting down to eat, or putting shoes on, or cooking his food,” one commenter said. “Few understand this grindset.”
“He’s so cooked, the chicken gets charred on the way down,” another one wrote.
“He wants a week off work,” a third added.
“What an absolute savage,” one more said. “Starts from the middle of the pack instead of working from left to right.”
He’s also wearing a singlet with Nike’s ‘Just Do It’ on it. I doubt this is what the company was meaning when they came up with the slogan but at least old mate is taking the advice - we can count that as a positive from this right?
In other chicken-related news, it turns out a New Zealander once left one in an Uber.
The ride-sharing app revealed the strangest things Kiwis have left behind in their cars this year and damn team, what is going on? We're talking false-teeth, chilly bins, cat doors, and more all being forgotten by NZ passengers this year alone.