At the end of a long and stressful day, Fame only wants one thing from his significant other:
I'd just love it if you washed me. I mean I come home, I just wanna eat my meal and watch my tv shows so the most budget romantic gesture you could do is waterproofing the couch, chuck some gladwrap down, then I sit down, strip off, eat my food and you just wash me.
Here's to hoping he finds a partner who would be toooootally down with this whole couch scenario. Goodluck, Fame.