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"I realised me and my wife are cousins": The MMC's most chaotic 'safe space' segment yet

This segment just gets worse and worse...

"Don't fight it": Jordan audaciously claims that Cheese Toasties are better than Pies

Jordan is back with another bold take...

"No questions asked, no judgement passed" - listener blames kid for his stinky fart

Though maybe Jordan shouldn't have read that second one out lol