CCTV footage has shown the moment a couple "got a bit frisky" while waiting for their food to be prepared at a Domino's Pizza franchise in Yorkshire, England.
Craig Smith, 31, and 28-year-old Daniella Hirst can be seen getting amorous against the front counter of the fast food joint.
The video was posted by a Twitter user who claims to be a staff member at the Domino's restaurant in question - but despite the public humiliation, the couple appear to be relatively unfazed by their newfound fame.
"If your trying to tell me ya av never got a bit frisky in a random or public place then ya f***ing boring haha (sic)," Ms Hirst posted on her Facebook page.
"Everyone's been ringing us thinking we would be mortified we both just laughed worse things happening in the world than him getting blown off in Domino's hahaha.
"Always opt for stuffed crust," she said in a later, innuendo-laden Facebook comment.
North Yorkshire Police are looking into the incident, which they've referred to as "an offence of outraging public decency" - a crime that could result in a maximum sentence of six months' prison.